The Buang Biker™ is Allergic to Sex

Not that kind. Henergy-on-Wheels™ is proof of that. No, your Buang Biker™ is allergic to plants having sex. I mean, isn’t that what pollen is after all? Plants and trees reproducing?

I can’t tell if it’s climate change, global warming, or just old age, but the past few Springs have been a chore to pedal on. Still, vernal allergies beat summer heat any day of the week.

It’s just a real pain to ride with red, watery eyes. As they say: better red than dead. So, ride I will while I can.

Pedal [cough cough] on!™

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